New Pillowtop, New Perspective
This is cute. . .but not as cute as my room is going to be. . .
I have lots of good news to report and a couple of disappointments from the day.
Good news--I had lunch with Lori, Judy, & Will. I love them.
Good news--I work my brown wedges for the first time this season.
Good news--I bought the cutest green pillows for my bed.
Good news--I traded in the twin mattress that has has been laying on my floor for the past week for a scrumptious pillow top. By the time I'm finished with my bed, it will undoubtedly rival the aforementioned porn bed.
Good news--Kimmy gave my hair a trim.
Disappointments--
The extensive pillow top mattress cannot be forced into containment by the amazing green sheets I bought a few weeks ago. It's like squeezing D cups into B cups. . .doesn't work so well.
I can't find my favorite pen.
The furniture deliveryman woke me up this morning at 7am (Tuesdays are a "no run" day) to inform me that he would be making his drop between 7:30 and 8:30am. Needless to say, I wasn't very impressive when he arrived.
My brown wedges give my left foot a bit of discomfort by the end of the day.
I think Poncho is toying with my emotions.
Sometimes I want to be married. . .that way you have someone to lug around your sizeable and not-so-sizeable furnishings. I'm going to work on that.










1 comment:
I know that you think I have no concept of trying to fit D cups into B cups, but my Girbaud jeans are size 32 waist, and needless to say, I haven't been a 32 waist since I was 15 - excluding the short time on my vacation to Brazil when I thought that fasting more often would help to save my area (wrong). But the thing is, I'll be damned if I give up my Girbauds. So until I get a tape worm and lose some weight, I'm a D Cup in B Cup jeans.
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