Everyone Needs a Jeff

It think it's funny who we choose to reveal ourselves to. Not in a flasher sort of standing in the street naked sort of way--seriously, I might walk around in my house with little on, but not in public. I'm talking about the people we tell our secrets and silly stories to. Personally, I like to disclose my secrets to Jeff. He's like the high security prison of secrets. He's willing to let every secret in, but won't let anything out until the little hidden morsel is up for parole. He just listens. It's nice. He almost always laughs at my ridiculousness, and I trust him to keep his mouth shut. You know you feel safe disclosing to someone when you feel comfortable saying damn and hell in everyday conversation without offense. Thanks for being my sounding board, Jeff. It's a pleasure doing business with you.