Nail Polish

My toenails must be painted! I think it makes my feet look refined and feminine--nail polish takes them beyond functionality. So I was doing a little bit of refining and realized that one of the reasons I love polish is that it comes in about a million different colors with the greatest names. My current color is Mauve-a-rita, Por Favor. Bet you can't beat that. My feet tingle just thinking about it. Maybe I'll quit my job and become a nail polish namer.