Amazon Woman
I NEED HELP! I’m addicted to Amazon.com. They say the first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem. . .so I’m taking my life back today. This all started when I decided to order a CD online a few months ago. It was so easy. No aimless searching through Media Play. No waiting in line. No helpless and or annoying salespeople. I simply logon, make my selection, and complete my purchase. It’s great! For crying out loud—I don’t even have to type in my credit card or shipping information anymore. They know me so well that it’s not necessary. I’m a VIP customer. I especially love it when my friend Amazon makes recommendations. It’s amazing. He always knows exactly what I’d like. It’s so exciting to look in my mailbox after a long day of work and see my purchase magically appear. Amazon, I love you! Let’s be friends forever.
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If you like Amazon, Tivo will literally blow you away. Tivo will find out what you like - then he will take that information and record all kinds of things for you. All of this while remembering your original likes and never forgetting to record them. Tivo finally gives me that lifelong companion that I've always wanted. I mean, the lifelong companion that I've always wanted next to my wife.
Eric, remember tivo and wife work hand in hand together. Both of them make your life easier. Tivo records your favorite shows so you don't have to watch commmercials and the wife does everything else...except cook.
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