New Tires. . .FREE Beef?
This morning I saw a commercial for Les Schwab (pictured above) Tires. I happen to really enjoy Les Schwab--he's a Man's Man. The Virtue family takes all their cars to the LST in Blackfoot because they're quick and oh, so friendly. In fact, I was calculating this morning and the Virtue family owns around 50 tires--including spares. That's a lot of rubber! No wonder the Les Schwab team treats us so well. We're probably VIP customers. Did you know that Les Schwab has a program where you purchase tires at get FREE BEEF? What in the world is that all about? What ever happened to a punch card. . .buy 10 tires get the 11th free? These people have taken advertising promotions to the next level. They obviously know their customers. . .that's for sure! Men typically buy tires (unless you're a hot single Michelle or Alicia. . .who now buy their own) and let's face it, real men enjoy their meat. Buy tires, get meat. Buy tires, get meat. Buy tires, get meat. This is life-changing. I happen to know guys who travel far and wide (i.e. Chicago) for the "perfect" steak. Don't need to waste your money on the airfare any longer. . .just head over to your local Les Schwab tire store to buy tires & GET MEAT.
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This reminds me...Ryan and I were in Costco the other day and he made particular note of proximity of the tire display to the food court. There's nothing like eating a slice of pizza or jumbo dog while inhaling the odor of recycled rubber. Just something to consider if you are going for the whole "Buy Tires/Get Meat" deal.
Maybe Costo could offer a free polish dog with a tire purchase. Alicia bought tires on Tuesday night at Costco. . .I wonder if she held out for a weiner.
I have a comment! If any of you haven't read "Fast Food Nation" now is the time. After you read it you will no longer enjoy beef of any shape or fashion...with or without tires. If any are looking to become a vegetarian soon this is the book for you! Who in their twisted mind would give out meat with tires...that is just disturbing!
I did enjoy a polish while waiting for my new tires. What a deal....well I had to pay for my supper but it was only $1.62. Plus Costco offers buy four tires save $60. That was the real deal!
Michelle mentioned that the deal at the Les Schwabb was jerky right now. I do enjoy a bag of jerky every now and again. In fact my dear mother might have included it in a birthday package one year because she knew I liked it. I might not like if it smelled like tires or if I read Fast Food nation. Jerky isn't considered fast food though. It's a low fat wonder!!
Maybe Victoria Secret will start giving out Hot Mafia Pie with each purchase.
I would walk back to Chicago for another piece of that tenderloin.
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