Tony Danza

So, Loveless #1 had oral surgery on Tuesday. Honestly, the only thing that sounds worse than a root canal on Valentine's Day is being a florist, but that's all behind us now, right? While Mark was home recovering, he was faced with the realities of daytime television. How does anyone survive the junk on tv during any given weekday? It's ridiculous. Days of our Lives, Another World, the Bold & the Beautiful? You've got to be kidding me? They are full of complete ridiculousness. . .Ridge is in love with Taylor, but Brooke (whom he affectionately calls Logan) is pregnant with his baby--at least she's claiming it's his. If my life was even remotely similar to theirs, it would certainly spice up the old blog. . .though I might have to cut out a few things for Lula's sake. Mark reminded me that the only thing more disturbing to the average viewer than daytime drama is the fact that Tony Danza has his own talk show. For those of you who don't recognize the name, I'm sure our resident 80s TV expert (the other Veronica) could explain the finer points of Tony and his TV stint as a Connecticut maid for Judith Light. Let's just say this. . .Tony should have stayed in Connecticut with his mop and laundry basket. Shouldn't the television industry require some sort of certification to host a television show? It's obvious that there are no regulations on this industry. Who thought an hour of Kelly Rippa would be healthy for stay at home moms and their easily molded children? You might be disappointed to hear that Mark was probably the only one to catch the Westminster Dog Show on Tuesday's episode, but if you have a spare hour to waste today, you can hear Kathy Lee Gifford share her personal saga of love, lust, and plastic surgery. I'm going to opt out of Tony's Friday episode. . .General Hospital is on at the same time!