Orange you glad we're friends?

I had the best stinkin' orange ever this morning for breakfast! It was sweet, juicy, and well, just perfect. It seems that an orange is either the best tasting fruit in the world or the absolute worst. How is that possible? What makes it the most inconsistent piece of produce on the planet? When you buy a bunch of bananas. . .they usually all taste the same. When you pick up a bag of oranges. . .who knows! If anyone has some brilliant orange picking advice for me--go for it. I'm really in an orange conundrum.