Today's Horoscope, HORRORSCOPE!

I'm not really one to fall victim to the ridiculousness of horoscopes, but thought mine for today was especially comical and frighteningly applicable. NO LAUGHING!

March 14, 2006
Your romantic, sensitive nature is coming alive today (it's about time), Michelle, and you may find yourself searching for the security of a close lover. More than likely, you are finding yourself to be more picky than usual (frightening), and not just anyone will do anymore. There is a longing within you for the company of someone who shares your deep intuitive understanding of people, emotions, and life in general. Don't settle for anything less (NEVER!).