Thursday, April 20, 2006

Mystery Meat

This is the most bizarre thing on the planet. Kimmy and I like poultry. In fact, it's one of the few items in the meat group that I will consume. A few weeks ago, I was surprised to see a bag of chicken strips and 2 servings of chicken cordon bleu in our freezer. I didn't think about it too much. . .assuming simply that Miss Kimmy wanted a change in menu. The weeks have passed without mention of the chicken--that is until tonight. So she calls me and says, "What should we have for dinner?" I mention that we should have a "BIG salad" and top it with some of the chicken. She asks if I bought the chicken for anything in particular. I'm dumbfounded. I didn't buy it and she insists that she didn't either. So, we have a mystery on our hands. I'm thinking this is something for Scooby, Shags, and the Mystery Machine, but they're on another case. . .so that leaves the bloggers to investigate. We've already eliminated the brother-in-law and our friend Megan. If anyone within the verbage of my blog has any clues about the appearance of these mysterious breaded fowls, please come forward immediately. We have posted a reward for information leading to the apprehension of the chicken dropper.













We had chicken on our salad for dinner! Hope the chicken dropper isn't expecting to recover his tasty morsels.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dammit! I was going to eat those chicken cordon bleus!!!

Anonymous said...

You can't have em, they're mine!

Anonymous said...

I have just one question were they good?

Anonymous said...

michelley, don't you think it is wierd that you are picky enough that there are some meats you won't eat - but you didn't bat an eye at eating something that you don't even know where it came from?
it sounds random enough to be Mere's fault.

Anonymous said...

Cordon BLUES??? HA HA...is that the correct spelling and use of cordon bleu in it's plural sense...I think not!

Anonymous said...

All I can say is - BIRD FLU - be careful - the birds are coming to Alaska and then Idaho and then Utah. Beware of those mystery birds!!!!

Anonymous said...

Maybe the University of Utah football team sent them?

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