Dear Benny

Dear Benny,

Kimmy & Mickey will be arriving in Blackfoot tomorrow evening. Please be reminded that it is once again your turn to plan family outings. The requirements for this year's Memorial Day Romp are as follows:

1) Croquet in the dark. You might want to pick up some of that glow in the dark paint. I hear the INEEL has a stock pile stored near the reactor.

2) Target practice with the beebee gun. Remember to ask Eric if we can use his arm as the decoy. It looks just like a squirrel carcus.

3) Dancing lessons with McKay and Renae. If McKay grabs my butt again this year, I will be forced to take some sort of defensive action.

4) Pie eating contest with the Cub Bears. Laura--don't forget to bring your fat pants.

5) Wegee board bonanza. Why visit graves with chrysanthemums when we can communicate openly?

6) Tie a yellow ribbon around Mr. Holman. Benny--maybe Mary Lu can help you out with that one.

We are sorry to inform you that last year's Memorial Day Romp was a complete bust. . . .as Kimmy is deathly afraid of your squirrel cousin Benji. Not to mention the fact that the chestnuts roasted over an open fire were rancid. Let's make this the best Memorial Day Romp EVER.