Destination Unknown

So I had about 2 minutes this morning after my walk to catch a wedding special on the Style Network. They were featuring a destination wedding in the Bahamas. The bride was wearing this silk flowing gown and their guests enjoyed a long weekend of wedding fun and relaxation. I've decided that someone should have a destination wedding and invite me. They're all the rage! That way I'd have an excuse to book an exotic vacation, lay on the beach all day, and maybe even take up horseback riding. Who cares if I were the only guest? I'd definitely give a nice gift. . .perhaps a sentimental sand keepsake or a conch. Think about it.