10 Items or Less

So I ran to Target today after work and jumped into the 10 items or less line. I felt like a common criminal as I began to count the items in my shopping basket--12! I could tell that the gentleman behind me was counting them as well. I wondered if I should shove two of my yogurts under the magazine rack or if it would be better to just stack them---pretending to follow grocery stacking rule #23 which clearly states that if the afore mentioned grocery item can easily stack on an equal or lesser grocery item. . .everything under that item is counted as a single sale.