Don't Worry. . .
Sometimes I worry. I don't think I worry excessively or unnecessarily, but sometimes I worry about. . .
1. Getting old.
2. Parallel parking.
3. Walking around with something in my nose.
4. Being single forever.
5. The future. . .my future.
6. Whether I'm using my time wisely.
7. Doing my part.
8. What others think about me.
9. Scuffing my new SUPERFAB shoes.
10. Eating all my hair.
11. Getting better.
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One thing that would rememdy about half of your issues would be to double my Christmas gifts. And for the rest, you may need to go see a psychiatrist. Phagochaetophobia (fear of eating your hair) is not normal.
Double your Christmas gifts? For diagnosing my hair consumption problem that seems like the least I can do. Now you'll be receiving two copies of "How to Properly Milk a Goat" instead of one. Congrats.
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