Virtues FACE Extinction

This is going to sound kind of strange, but I only know 6 Virtues (all immediate family, including myself). My dad has one sister (married. . .so that counts her out), my grandma has remarried (lost her Virtue that way), and I don't know any other cousins, second-cousins. . .ANYONE with our last name. Since Laura and Eric were married last Friday that brings my count down to 5! Warn conservationist everywhere. . .the Virtues are facing extinction! What is even more frightening is that my brother, Ryan, is the only chance we have to increase the dwindling population. He doesn't seem to see the urgency in the situation the same way I do. I guess my statement isn't entirely true, I know there are more Virtues out there. I saw a Virtue listed on the credits of an Oprah show once--I wonder if he would get me tickets? Isn't that what family is for? When I was in London last spring I also saw an exhibit of John Virtue (renowned artist) at the National Gallery in Trafalga Square. Let's just take a closer look . . .Oprah's right hand is a Virtue and the National Gallery has honored a Virtue as an award winning artist--Virtues are a rare AND TALENTED breed. We can't let them dwindle. So, what I'm suggesting is that if any of you know any eligible (and fertile) girls I can fix Ryan up with, let me know ASAP. We're in a state of emergency here!

http://www.nationalgallery.org.uk/education/artist/john_virtue/default.htm