What is Katie thinking?

STOP EVERYTHING. I have scary news. Remember by dear morning friend, Katie Couric? Well, word on the street is that she has been offered an evening anchor position at CBS. I'm a mess. She's part of my daily routine. Every morning she greets me with a pleasant (but not too pleasant) "Welcome to Today. I'm Katie Couric." As far as I'm concerned, a move to CBS would be a mistake. How will they ever re-vamp the Today jingle? Katie, Matt, Al, & Ann all of your TV. . .I'm singing out loud again. Besides, I aspire to her have her "wow" legs. . .they always hide news anchors behind a desk. What will I have to work towards?