WANTED: SJP VHS
You won't believe this, but I missed SJP on Oprah! Tears are falling from my cheeks as I sit here on the floor of my room wondering where I went wrong. I mean, I've really tried to be a good person. I give children balloons when they visit my store; I read to the blind; Sometimes I paint old people's toenails at the nursing home (a true sacrifice); I volunteer to do my part in saving Haitian orphans; I even pick up trash on my way into work. Give me a break here. . .no one knew SJP was going to be on Oprah? No one called me? Not even a text? Needless to say, I'm heartbroken. I've decided to offer a reward to anyone who has information as to the whereabouts of a VHS or TiVo of the episode. I called the bank today and had them cash out my Pink Vespa Fund. It's not much, but it's all I have.
This is a photo of SJP telling Oprah that I am the inspiration for her outfit. Oprah wants my number. . .SJP refuses--claiming I work exclusively with her and "can't be bothered" by Oprah's closed-minded fashion sense.
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I think that I should put SJP on our Tivo favorites along with Little House on the Prairie (All Eric's doing). Then I wouldn't have missed her on OPRAH. She is an INSPIRATION TO AMERICA!! (Her AND Melissa Gilbert)
How can you not love her!!? I think she is the quenn of divas! Some of you will remember when I bought a particular fragrance and called myself R. Harmon, well, I would like to be SJP now. I have a lot of work to do. I must be blonde!!
Queen. Sorry Eric. I won second place in the 4th grade Spelling Bee. My typing in High school sucked in Mrs. Crumley's class though. You win some, you lose some.
Mom won't like if you go blonde now will she Kimmy? She will hunt you down and get very ANGRY!
Mom won't give a rip, Laura. Kimmy is old enough to make her own decisions! Ah oh...Kimmy is sounding like Karl Malone again.
co-co, don't sell yourself short... SJP should be red!
Thanks for the vote of confidence MM! It's good to have a couple of appearances from you on the blog. Why I was just talking about you to someone the other day and telling them what a fabulous person you are and how I miss you!
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