Virtue Trivia
You know that game you play every semester at FHE or at work parties where everyone writes something about themselves that they don't think anyone will know and then the group has to guess which person belongs to which fact? Well, I think it's high time we played a round of this fun-filled game--Virtue Style. So, number your paper from 1-25 and see who can guess which of the following facts belongs to which of the following Virtues (Mike, Lula, Mickey, Kimmy, Ry-Guy, Lara). Please note that Lula is not in the above picture. Someone had to man the camera.
1. This Virtue has been banned from getting within 100 feet of Burlington Coat Factory.
2. This Virtue likes to get with Veronica and watch old Junior Miss clips of Hary Marper accepting her title.
3. This Virtue's bedroom used to smell like. . ."damp farts."
4. This Virtue nearly poked his eye out with the antenna of the VW.
5. This Virtue bit off Kimberly's toe nails one night while she was sleeping.
6. This Virtue didn't see a phone bill from 1995-2000. Hmmm?
7. This Virtue runs when the hometeachers come.
8. This Virtue used to rake the carpet in our house, but now he just combs the tassels on our rug.
9. This Virtue was nearly arrested at a Taco Bell in Oregon. I think there was some sort of a car chase.
10. This Virtue had to have some extra support added to her swim suit.
11. This Virtue puts on makeup to take out the trash.
12. This Virtue lost his front teeth in a horrible golfing accident.
13. This Virtue wore a Plume in the marching band.
14. This Virtue is one bitchin icecream cone maker. Her time at Arctic Circle paid off.
15. This Virtue likes to wear grandma's bathrobe.
16. This Virtue enjoyed eating mud.
17. This Virtue mangled the car antenna in a car wash.
18. This Virtue drinks mustard.
19. This Virtue drove over a median in Orlando.
20. This Virtue uses Palmolive for bubbles in his bath.
22. This Virtue had his 1st bike (if you don't count the Knight Rider Big Wheel) stolen.
23. This Virtue was arrested by the Fort Hall Police.
24. This Virtue broke her back.
25. This Virtue likes horseradish.
Good luck!
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7 comments:
#3 is a trick question...it's everyone elses bedroom except for that sweet smelling, handsome, intelligent, etc. etc.,(i could go on) Ryan, who's bedroom smells like a spring field of the most fragrant flowers man has ever known...
I'd like to add another...This Virtue ate toilet paper as a child!
I just know that #7 is all of us!
OHHHHH LAURA...YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT...I HAVE ONE...WHO USED TO EAT GLUE AND CRAYONS AS A CHILD? DAMMIT...THAT WAS ME TOO...AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
Who eats their own toe nails? Who licks people? Who can do anything with their toes?
Uhh...I don't think I can make it to the wedding this weekend or I might just get a severe beating by "the other ryan." I wouldn't be suprised if you ended up having internal organ problems that might need METEMUCEL (if that's how you spell it).
Hary Marper? LOL! Veronica's younger sister has the very same fun times with her friends re: a certain Hartha Marper, and her reaction. Fortunately it also includes a reaction to winning State Jr. Miss too. Watch for her this summer in Nationals. Yay.
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