Hot Mamba Mamas
Remember MAMBAS? Yep, those fabulous and often forgotten fruit chews just smaller than a Starburst, softer than a Laffy Taffy, and better just because you have to really work through all the wrappers to actually get to them. Kimmy and I split a pack on our way back to Provo last night. We even attempted a Mamba pass on the interstate. Don't try this at home, folks. . .much too dangerous. The Passat pulled up next to the Vawdrey vehicle going about 80 mph and Kimberly tossed a lemon Mamba out the window hoping to pass on the Mamba joy to our favorite "marrieds". . .unsuccessful. The little devil fell to its untimely demise and now be seen just south of Malad on the southbound lane of I-15. The only consolation was that it wasn't a strawberry chew. Wasting a strawberry flavored Mamba is a crime worthy of capital punishment in some countries. Look at that concentration. . .wow, I should have done something with my hair.
Kimmy--you're one hot mamba mama. Thanks for being my travel partner for the Memorial Day Romp.
6 comments:
I remember Hardee's used to give a pack of Mambas in a Silly Sack. Dammit I miss Hardee's. Also next time we throw things at each other on the Interstate, tell Kimmy not to laugh so hard.
Hardee's was so great. Hello, ball pit?
On a more serious note, I was also reintroduced to Mambas just a few days ago, at a movie theater. With a boy. If you know what I mean. I love Mambas!
I think that I'll have a mamba for breakfast this morning. Almost as good as a piece of fruit. Also Eric, when I threw the Mamba, I wasn't laughing, I was crying because I lost my lemon mambas to I-15. It was a devastating loss. And on Memorial Day of all days!
As I crossed the Malad Pass this afternoon, I noticed some small, brightly colored, soft and chewy objects in the road...
...and just after the lovely V-Park nearly ran over those delicious chews, and I, being the good Samaritan that I am (and lover of such fruity and chewy goodness), stopped and picked the lemon chews off the pavement and partook...it was pretty much a suicide mission but I retrieved that moist, delectable candy from roadside and nearly got myself ran over in the process...I LOVE MAMBAS...
Looks nice! Awesome content. Good job guys.
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